twisty’s jokes that i didn’t laugh at
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[Twisty] Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
[Twisty] He was just going through a stage!
[Twisty] Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
[Twisty] He just needed a little space!
[Twisty] What did the 0 say to the 8?
[Twisty] Nice belt!
[Twisty] What do you call a fake noodle?
[Twisty] An impasta!
[Twisty] What does a nosy pepper do?
[Twisty] Gets jalapeño business!
[Twisty] What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
[Twisty] I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!
[Twisty] Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
[Twisty] Because they make up everything!
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@laraiia I love these actually
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@JeffMyBeloved NOOOOOOO
