How to be white
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 Step 9,875,259. Racism 
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 @Bird 
 guess im not white!
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 Step 30,000000,00000. Go to Starbucks. 
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 @MrTree I’m turning white. 
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 Step 14,433,587. Be white 
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 @Bird 
 Im turning re
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 @MrTree nice 
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 thanks for this tutorial i needed it 
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 @Flandre-Scarlet You’re welcome! 
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 @Bird I failed being white, I failed step 4, 34, and step 9,875,259 
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 @Capt-Vangeance 🥲🩶 
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 @Izzy wwhhaatt, why you tear 
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 I don’t listen to Taylor swift, Popeyes isn’t half bad, and I’m not racist 
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 @Capt-Vangeance I love Popeyes and I’m white as hell lmao. I’m also not racist 
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 @Thetruepath that’s what I’m saying 
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 I’m pretty pale 
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 @Thetruepath just because someone is white doesn’t mean your racist. 
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 @Izzy exactly 💯% 
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 @Capt-Vangeance you don’t have to follow every 19,873,485,242 rules but it’s best to follow most of them 
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 true 



