Chronicles of me and my brother cursing.
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“Yeah, jump, dont be a puss-…You didnt hear that”
“Bro what the f- gimme something here. Me: Flower. Them: Bro what the flower?”
“Rock paper scissors? (I win) Them: MOTHERF- Help. Me: Flower. Them: MOTHERFLOWER!”
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@DerpDaFCRGuy Holy sheep!!!
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@DerpDaFCRGuy said in Chronicles of me and my brother cursing.:
“Yeah, jump, dont be a puss-…You didnt hear that”
Lmao
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@DerpDaFCRGuy not being able to curse is fun :>
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My mom left me and my brother in the car WITH the KEYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
She usually doesn’t do that cuz she’s afraid we’ll run away or something
Anyways
The music was blaring and my brother was like “EWWWWW YOU LIKE WEINERRRRRRRRRRRR”
And I was like “YOU LITERALLY SAID EATING PENIS’S IS NORMAL-“
Brother: “😨😰”
Brother: “I meant pussy is my favorite snack 😋😋”
Me: “wiener is my favorite snake 😝”
Brother: “let’s never talk about this again”
Me:”ok agree 😭😭”