Bars no Jutsu

[Alastor]

Hmm, hahaha, goddammit dude
Yo, this is for the weebs out there
Oh God, yeah, this couldn’t be hotter
No hate, yeah, you really don’t gotta
One bar and I’m ending all the drama
Punch lines hitting like Saitama
You’re a Titan, I wonder who’s next
Slicing their nape like I did to the rest
Top of the team in the scout regiment
You really want it then prepare to get bent
You’re the Uchiha, I am Itachi
Only another Sharingan can stop me
I’m the original, you are a copy
Shadow-clone jutsu but yours lookin’ floppy
Japanese could use a little bit of practice
Watched one show but I couldn’t quite crack it
Full metal lookin’ pretty fuckin’ savage
And if you disagree, catch this full metal jacket
All talk but that’s really okay though
Wanna settle it, let’s hop on SAO
Tai Lee got me acting so loco
But I’m Iroh when I’m spittin that fuego
Yo, I’m legendary like Ho-oh
Uh, and I got stans like JoJo
I’m made in heaven, and I’m bumpin’ every time zone
Using all the lyrics manipulating the time flow
Yeah, I’m on the hunt like Zoro
But I don’t even think I really need a sword though
I’m Kirito on the 74th floor ho
Doin’ with the beats and the bars from the start yo
Haters think they’re tough like Dorochio
But it’s all a façade and it’s well known
Solo my flow goes so Bozo lookin’ like Roy Mustang in a wet coat
I go where the hype goes
Flight mode type flow when I write those
Just know I’m a man that you don’t quote
If your name’s in my mouth, it’s better off in a Death Note
From the west to the east I tell
Beast that weebs don’t sleep 'cause binging ain’t easy
Completely lost in that series
Secretly hoping that no one sees me
So please it’s not what it seems
The life that they live it’s just what I’m needing
And if I could just shoot a bright beam
And see my enemies defeated by me, jeez

[Alastor]

Run it back ‘cause I’m proud of that
Zenitsu when he takes a nap, I’m always on attack
And that’s a promise, you can count on that
If you’re playin’ with lightning then expect to zap
And in this habitat, I’m like an acrobat
I got Odie in here, I gotta thank for that
Made an artifact, out of the sake of rap
And I’ll be damned if anybody gonna take it back
‘Cause, I’ma leave them all with trauma
I’ma leave them crying running back to mama
‘Cause it’s hardly common, I’m as smart as Bulma
I got firsts face your face like a Toga
And y’all know it couldn’t be hotter
No hate or we’ll leave you in a gutter
One bar and I’m raking in the commas
Motherfuckin’ punch lines hitting like Saitama
You’re a Titan, I wonder who’s next
Slicing their nape like I did to the rest
Top of the team in the scout regiment
You really want it then prepare to get bent
You’re the Uchiha, I am Itachi
Only another Sharingan can stop me
I’m the original you are a copy
Shadow-clone jutsu but yours lookin’ floppy
Japanese could use a little bit of practice
Watched one show but I couldn’t quite crack it
Full metal lookin’ pretty fuckin’ savage
And if you disagree, catch this full metal jacket
All talk, but that’s really okay though
Wanna settle it, let’s hop on SAO
Tai Lee got me acting so loco
But I’m Iroh when I’m spittin this fuego

[Xx_Midnight-skyz_xX]

@Tsubasa-Hasashi nuh-uhhhhhh

[A Former User]

no dude

[Alastor]

all while the JoJo theme is playing in the background

[Xx_Midnight-skyz_xX]

@Tsubasa-Hasashi Making my way downtown
Walking fast, faces pass and I’m homebound
Staring blankly ahead
Just making my way
Making a way through the crowd
And I need you
And I miss you
And now I wonder if ur dads single ;)

[Alastor]

@Samsonxvi so many references to good animes as well

[Alastor]

🎀🤍🐱Kitty White🐱🤍🎀 my dad is single and dead-

[Xx_Midnight-skyz_xX]

@Tsubasa-Hasashi i meant ur step dad

[Xx_Midnight-skyz_xX]

@Tsubasa-Hasashi im not that mean

[Alastor]

🎀🤍🐱Kitty White🐱🤍🎀 now why would you wanna date that fat fuck?

[Xx_Midnight-skyz_xX]

@Tsubasa-Hasashi drugs

[Alastor]

🎀🤍🐱Kitty White🐱🤍🎀 why date him when you got me? im much better than him tbh

[Xx_Midnight-skyz_xX]

@Tsubasa-Hasashi fairs

[A Former User]

@Tsubasa-Hasashi L rizz

[Alastor]

@Samsonxvi says the one with no rizz-

[A Former User]

@Tsubasa-Hasashi Says the one that says “says the one with no rizz-” with also no rizz

[Alastor]

@Samsonxvi wanna make a bet on that?

[A Former User]

@Tsubasa-Hasashi yes

[Alastor]

@Samsonxvi alright what we bettin’?