shouldn't even have to address this but alas

[A Former User]

exponential growth of views as if it were the stock market on a great day

[A Former User]

@A38

[your_just_a_pun_to_put_it_politely]

@A38 LMAO

[A Former User]

I’m so glad we don’t have this many people, unreads would be crazy…

I’d also be so famous, I’d be the clown of the site for years on end (aren’t I already)

[your_just_a_pun_to_put_it_politely]

@Namira LMAO

[A Former User]

@Namira i feel like forums would be fried if there were that many users
and do not get me started if you followed all those users…
99+ notifications acheived faster the time it takes me to cringe at colleen’s apology video

[Rēsh-1]

@finneass it was not me dont blame me i swear!!! i only fried the Site’s views to be regularly over 100k!!! please!!!
/j

[Rēsh-1]

@laraiia and i also caused the nuclear power plant in the Site to go boom boom because i stolen L5-TA

[slowstone72]

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[your_just_a_pun_to_put_it_politely]

140k veiws is unhealthy.

[your_just_a_pun_to_put_it_politely]

141k is more unhealthy than my current diet

Legend says the veiws are still going up.