i hurt myself on fourth of july\

[A Former User]

so after we watched the fireworks (we were wathing it at a dock with other boats), this dude in a boat in front of us literally got down on one knee and proposed

she said yes :D

so i was like happy and while walking back to my friends camper (we were hanging out at like a campsite), it was obviously dark, and i was like running back, happy

i literally ran into a fucking large rock and did like a flip almost and hurt my knee

now i can’t walk right and it’s because people got engaged :(

i took ‘do a flip’ seriously

also it took my mom and her friends like 30 seconds for them to notice me RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM ON THE FLOOR

it wasn’t like i was sobbing so yk obviously they’re blind

[kitkatgirlie]

@somebodythatyouusedtoknow more proof marriage is for losers /j

[Flip Ditcher]

@somebodythatyouusedtoknow dude my irl friend had a sparkler accidentally dropped onto his thumb. hes good but ye.

[A Former User]

@somebodythatyouusedtoknow said in i hurt myself on fourth of july\:

now i can’t walk right and it’s because people got engaged :(

How dare they >:(

[A Former User]

@Soggy_Bread said in i hurt myself on fourth of july\:

@somebodythatyouusedtoknow said in i hurt myself on fourth of july\:

now i can’t walk right and it’s because people got engaged :(

How dare they >:(

IKR