I'm bored roast me.

[A Former User]

Lucinda..
Exactly

[Lucinda..]

@Alexx Lol

[A Former User]

Honestly, I’ma just do minor censorship so you atleast know what I’m saying.
Example: Sh*t
Goddammit, I feel cringe censoring D;

[A Former User]

Lucinda.. When your crush said he’d take out the trash, you thought he was asking you out.

[Lucinda..]

@Duchess owie

[A Former User]

You’re so bright, you could be a black hole. But instead of sucking in light, you just suck in general.

[A Former User]

You’re so dense, light bends around you.

[A Former User]

Lucinda.. you’re the reason why instructions on soap exists

[A Former User]

Your social skills are so weak, you make introverts look like party animals.

[A Former User]

You’re not arguing, you’re just explaining why you’re wrong.

[A Former User]

I’m not saying you’re old, but I heard the early bird special is calling your name.

[kitkatgirlie]

youre built like big mom from one piece

[A Former User]

Your brain is like a browser with too many tabs open, nothing’s working properly.

[A Former User]

You’re so forgetful, you’d forget your head if it wasn’t attached.

[kitkatgirlie]

youre so fat u make caseoh look like a string bean

[A Former User]

Your life is like a puzzle, except all the pieces are missing and the picture is of a disappointment.

[A Former User]

You’re so irrelevant, I’m starting to think you’re a myth.

[kitkatgirlie]

youre so short u make me look like a girraffe

[A Former User]

Your personality is like a undone pizza with no toppings, boring and flavorless.

[A Former User]

You’re so slow, I’ve seen paint dry faster than your wit.