try and roast me [copying toxic]
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Listen to me right now, kat. Tell me why you and your family did a GTA 5 heist on the T grizzly’s diamond-fuckin’-encrusted testicle, my boy, you look like a double-dipped, chocolate chip, cleft-lip, charcoal slim jim with a gargamel nose, a Mr. Crocker hunch back, no fuckin’ feet, nine-arm, seven-stomachs, two ball fades, your stepdad beat you with a whiffle ball bat. You’re curled up into a ball like an autistic bakugan. You live in a sophisticated mud hut, your washing machine is a bucket of water that you shake, and you brush your teeth with your grandpa’s back scratcher and you floss your teeth with zipline cables. I caught you jerking off in a porta potty with a Thanos gauntlet on while your grandmother got simultaneously buttfucked by a clan of chimpanzees dressed up as The Wiggles while she was snorting cott- fucking, Keemstar’s cotton candy Gfuel off of the back of a dirty toilet seat my boy, you are really ugly like shit. You are a walking glitch, “dJ tRuNkS”. Every time your Dad asks you a question at dinner, you say “okay, DRRRRRRRR”, and start fuckin’ lagging, you fuckin ugly ass boy, you breathe like shit boy, ugly ass boy. And I caught you giving a reverse cow rimjob to your tickle-me Elmo doll, and that bitch was like “Elmo! AUHH”, DUMBASS BOY run that shit back. Say something.
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@kat I bet your favorite color is the shittiest brown known to mankind
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@kat I don’t wanna
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Kat, you’re a fucking mess, a hot disaster waiting to happen. Your life is a shitshow, a never-ending cycle of drama and chaos. You’re a waste of space, a waste of time, and a waste of oxygen. Your decisions are a bunch of bullshit, a stream of poor choices that always seem to end in catastrophe. You’re so reckless, you’d drive a car off a cliff and still manage to blame everyone else for the crash. Your attitude is a toxic waste dump, a poisonous cloud of negativity that infects everyone around you. You’re a ticking time bomb, a powder keg of anger and frustration just waiting to blow. Kat, you’re a fucking trainwreck, a catastrophic collision of stupidity and poor decision-making. Your life is a dumpster fire, a smoldering pile of garbage that’s constantly burning out of control. You’re a waste of space, a waste of time, and a waste of oxygen, a useless piece of shit that’s only good for clogging up the drain. Your brain is a barren wasteland, a desolate expanse of nothingness that’s incapable of producing a single original thought. You’re a mindless drone, a sheep-like follower who can’t even be bothered to think for yourself.
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@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta said in try and roast me [copying toxic]:
a desolate expanse of nothingness that’s incapable of producing a single original thought.
WHY DID U CALL ME OUT
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@Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real LMAOOO
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@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta DUDE, YOU COULDn’T HAVE ROASTED ME LIKE THAT-
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@Your-Local-Reaper LMAOOO
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@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta bro thinks hes me on that one post from finn (yk the one)
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@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta said in try and roast me [copying toxic]:
Your decisions are a bunch of bullshit
STOP CALLING ME OU- (Daddy, chill)
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you look like a kit kat… but broken.
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𝜗𝜚 rylie (lexi) HELP
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@Flip-Ditcher 💀
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@Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real no
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@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta again, ZaDdY, ChILl-
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@Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real .
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@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Yuta :)