woe, Catos Prime be upon ye

[A Former User]

Toast™ said in woe, Catos Prime be upon ye:

TWI-

THERE IS NOW A PIPE BOMB IN YOUR MAILBOX.

[YourLocalDumbass]

@PopTart_Yeeter THANKS HOMIE I WAS HUNGRY

[A Former User]

Toast™ …I’M EXPOSING YOUR HISTORY

[YourLocalDumbass]

@PopTart_Yeeter I HAVE PRIVATE BROWSING AND A VPN WHAT EVEN IS MY HISTORY

[A Former User]

Toast™ UR COMPUTER HISTORY, HOE

[YourLocalDumbass]

@PopTart_Yeeter I USE A LINUX PLATFORM BITCH I AM SAAAAAFE

[A Former User]

Toast™ casually pulls up search history, anyways

[YourLocalDumbass]

@PopTart_Yeeter dances because i looked all through my computer AND browser and could find no such thing as history because Tor

[A Former User]

Toast™ casually takes ur computer to a computer repair shop so they can get the history

[YourLocalDumbass]

@PopTart_Yeeter dances because its a linux platform so they wont be able to anyways
im being serious, not only have i looked, but my surrogate brother (not the one i commit warcrimes with) configured the laptop to be COMPLETELY secure and private.

[A Former User]

Toast™ lets figure that out shall w-

[YourLocalDumbass]

@PopTart_Yeeter checkmate, hoe

[A Former User]

Toast™ king me, straight girl

[YourLocalDumbass]

@PopTart_Yeeter ima throw the board at you, im bisexual, dumbfuck
DONT MAKE ME HAVE ANOTHER IDENTITY CRISIS, YOU HOMO

[A Former User]

Toast™ i’m gonna flip the whole damn table. Yes you are straight

[YourLocalDumbass]

@PopTart_Yeeter NUH UH I HAVE RECENTLY FOUND A FEMALE FICTIONAL CRUSH

[A Former User]

Toast™ NUH UH IF YOU’RE GAY I’M A TWINK

[YourLocalDumbass]

@PopTart_Yeeter YOU SAY THAT LIKE THAT ISNT TRUE

[A Former User]

Toast™ I NEVER SAID I WAS A TWINK DUMBASS

[YourLocalDumbass]

@PopTart_Yeeter IF YOURE SHORT, SKINNY AND GAY THEN THAT MEANS YOURE A TWINK