worst pick up lines ever >:3

[Blake]

Damn, girl! Are you a fire alarm because you are really fucking loud and annoying!

Did you fart? because you blew me away!

Do you got down syndrome? Cuz you’re really special to me

[Cole The Consumer Of Petrol]

★【♪シBlake。シ♪】★™ DAMN GIRL ARE YOU A MINECRAFT USER CAUSE I FEEL LIKE I AM BEING GROOMED 😍

[Blake]

Cole The Consumer Of Petrol NAWWWWW I ACTUALLY GIGGLED

[ɪɴꜰɪɴᴀ-ᴘʜᴏᴇɴɪx]

“Are you a sock? Cuz I wanna cum in you!”

This is real and I have said this to real people.

[Blake]

ɪɴꜰɪɴᴀ-ᴘʜᴏᴇɴɪx . That is… crazy.

[ɪɴꜰɪɴᴀ-ᴘʜᴏᴇɴɪx]

★【♪シBlake。シ♪】★™ crazy?

[Blake]

ɪɴꜰɪɴᴀ-ᴘʜᴏᴇɴɪx I was crazy once-

[Clémmie]

★【♪シBlake。シ♪】★™ they locked me in a room.

[Cole The Consumer Of Petrol]

@backflips-then-dies A rubber room

[Clémmie]

Cole The Consumer Of Petrol a rubber room with rats.

[Cole The Consumer Of Petrol]

@backflips-then-dies Rats make me crazy.

[Clémmie]

Cole The Consumer Of Petrol Crazy?

[Cole The Consumer Of Petrol]

@backflips-then-dies I was crazy once.

[Clémmie]

Cole The Consumer Of Petrol They locked me in a room.

[Cole The Consumer Of Petrol]

@backflips-then-dies A room made of rubber.

[Clémmie]

Cole The Consumer Of Petrol A rubber room with rats.

[Cole The Consumer Of Petrol]

@backflips-then-dies rats make me crazy,

[Clémmie]

Cole The Consumer Of Petrol

haha

crazy?

i was crazy once.

[Cole The Consumer Of Petrol]

@backflips-then-dies

They locked me inside a room

Haha…

[Clémmie]

Cole The Consumer Of Petrol

A rubber room.

pfft…