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    Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Boredom
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    • jordan wordenJ
      jordan worden 🐸💚 @Petrol Consumer
      last edited by

      @Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol

      A rubber room.

      pfft…

      'he's like that little emo kid from horton hears a who. I haven't watched horton hears a whore in so long bro- WHAT-' - me

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      • Petrol ConsumerP
        Petrol Consumer 🥤Genderfluid Gang🥤 🎧 They/Them 🎧 Cult of Arsonists CLOWNS 🤡 Rats 😩🐀 Dumpster Fire Children ..Sleep Lovers.. League of Non-Aligned Powers @jordan worden
        last edited by Petrol Consumer

        @backflips-then-dies

        A rubber room full of RATS!!!

        hehehehe…

        ⚞⚝⚟ Don't forget to drink your petrol.

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        • jordan wordenJ
          jordan worden 🐸💚 @Petrol Consumer
          last edited by

          @Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol And…

          and rats make me crazy-

          maniacal laughter

          'he's like that little emo kid from horton hears a who. I haven't watched horton hears a whore in so long bro- WHAT-' - me

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          • Petrol ConsumerP
            Petrol Consumer 🥤Genderfluid Gang🥤 🎧 They/Them 🎧 Cult of Arsonists CLOWNS 🤡 Rats 😩🐀 Dumpster Fire Children ..Sleep Lovers.. League of Non-Aligned Powers @jordan worden
            last edited by

            @backflips-then-dies

            Crazy?

            Fucking tweaking

            I was crazy once!

            ⚞⚝⚟ Don't forget to drink your petrol.

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            • jordan wordenJ
              jordan worden 🐸💚 @Petrol Consumer
              last edited by

              @Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol

              They- they locked me in a room.

              hehe…

              'he's like that little emo kid from horton hears a who. I haven't watched horton hears a whore in so long bro- WHAT-' - me

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              • Petrol ConsumerP
                Petrol Consumer 🥤Genderfluid Gang🥤 🎧 They/Them 🎧 Cult of Arsonists CLOWNS 🤡 Rats 😩🐀 Dumpster Fire Children ..Sleep Lovers.. League of Non-Aligned Powers @jordan worden
                last edited by

                @backflips-then-dies

                A ru-rubber room

                HAHAHAHA!!!

                ⚞⚝⚟ Don't forget to drink your petrol.

                06010680-2639-49bc-8ecf-72b208b3c9fe-image.png

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                • jordan wordenJ
                  jordan worden 🐸💚 @Petrol Consumer
                  last edited by

                  @Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol A RUBBER ROOM WITH RATS!

                  HAHAHAHA

                  'he's like that little emo kid from horton hears a who. I haven't watched horton hears a whore in so long bro- WHAT-' - me

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                  • Petrol ConsumerP
                    Petrol Consumer 🥤Genderfluid Gang🥤 🎧 They/Them 🎧 Cult of Arsonists CLOWNS 🤡 Rats 😩🐀 Dumpster Fire Children ..Sleep Lovers.. League of Non-Aligned Powers @jordan worden
                    last edited by

                    @backflips-then-dies

                    RATS MAKE ME FUCKIN’ CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY!!!

                    Starts foaming from the mouth

                    (help 😭)

                    ⚞⚝⚟ Don't forget to drink your petrol.

                    06010680-2639-49bc-8ecf-72b208b3c9fe-image.png

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                    • YangyangsSluttyCunt .Y
                      หยางหยาง . (All Nighter/Offline) TEN Simps ! Twinkcore !! FREQUENCY @Blake
                      last edited by

                      Blake™ said in

                      Do you got down syndrome? Cuz you’re really special to me

                      that’s wild…

                      Hi, I'm Liu Yangyang ! >:D
                      Hallo, ich bin Liu Yangyang ! >:D
                      안녕하세요, 저는 Liu Yangyang 입니다 ! >:D
                      สวัสดี, ฉันชื่อ Liu Yangyang >:D
                      SONG OF THE YEAR : Schnappi Das Kleine Krokodil - Joy Gruttmann
                      ឵឵឵ riku-nct-wish.gif

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                      • jordan wordenJ
                        jordan worden 🐸💚 @Petrol Consumer
                        last edited by

                        @Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol CRAZY??? I WAS CRAYZ ONCE…

                        is legit fucking TWEAKING like a glitching game character on release day

                        'he's like that little emo kid from horton hears a who. I haven't watched horton hears a whore in so long bro- WHAT-' - me

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                        • Petrol ConsumerP
                          Petrol Consumer 🥤Genderfluid Gang🥤 🎧 They/Them 🎧 Cult of Arsonists CLOWNS 🤡 Rats 😩🐀 Dumpster Fire Children ..Sleep Lovers.. League of Non-Aligned Powers @jordan worden
                          last edited by

                          @backflips-then-dies

                          THEHY LOCKED ME IN A FROOM!!!

                          Smells sound and hears color

                          ⚞⚝⚟ Don't forget to drink your petrol.

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                          • jordan wordenJ
                            jordan worden 🐸💚 @Petrol Consumer
                            last edited by

                            @Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol A RUBBER ROOM

                            TASTES SOUND

                            'he's like that little emo kid from horton hears a who. I haven't watched horton hears a whore in so long bro- WHAT-' - me

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                            • Petrol ConsumerP
                              Petrol Consumer 🥤Genderfluid Gang🥤 🎧 They/Them 🎧 Cult of Arsonists CLOWNS 🤡 Rats 😩🐀 Dumpster Fire Children ..Sleep Lovers.. League of Non-Aligned Powers @jordan worden
                              last edited by Petrol Consumer

                              @backflips-then-dies
                              FULL OF RATS!!!

                              Stays in drugs, Eats School, Says no to Vegetables

                              ⚞⚝⚟ Don't forget to drink your petrol.

                              06010680-2639-49bc-8ecf-72b208b3c9fe-image.png

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                              • BlakeB
                                Blake™ Fagay Murder Hobo Cult Dumpster Fire Children 🛐Keanu Reeves Supremacy🛐 @Petrol Consumer
                                last edited by

                                Yall what the fuck 💀

                                "I haven't watched Horton Hears a Whore in so long" - Jordan 2025

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                                • jordan wordenJ
                                  jordan worden 🐸💚 @Petrol Consumer
                                  last edited by

                                  @Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol AND RATS MAKE ME FUCKING CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY

                                  manical laughter

                                  tastes vision

                                  'he's like that little emo kid from horton hears a who. I haven't watched horton hears a whore in so long bro- WHAT-' - me

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                                  • Petrol ConsumerP
                                    Petrol Consumer 🥤Genderfluid Gang🥤 🎧 They/Them 🎧 Cult of Arsonists CLOWNS 🤡 Rats 😩🐀 Dumpster Fire Children ..Sleep Lovers.. League of Non-Aligned Powers @jordan worden
                                    last edited by

                                    @backflips-then-dies CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY???

                                    Emits disease

                                    I WAS CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY ONCE!!!

                                    ⚞⚝⚟ Don't forget to drink your petrol.

                                    06010680-2639-49bc-8ecf-72b208b3c9fe-image.png

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                                    • jordan wordenJ
                                      jordan worden 🐸💚 @Petrol Consumer
                                      last edited by jordan worden

                                      @Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol THEY LOCKED ME IN A ROOM

                                      JEAHHEHEHEHEHEHAHHEHAHEHAEHAHE

                                      creates covid 20

                                      'he's like that little emo kid from horton hears a who. I haven't watched horton hears a whore in so long bro- WHAT-' - me

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                                      • BlakeB
                                        Blake™ Fagay Murder Hobo Cult Dumpster Fire Children 🛐Keanu Reeves Supremacy🛐 @jordan worden
                                        last edited by

                                        @backflips-then-dies A RUBBER ROOM WITH RATS

                                        AHAHIUGOUGHHAHAH

                                        Sends u to backrooms

                                        This looked fun idk

                                        "I haven't watched Horton Hears a Whore in so long" - Jordan 2025

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                                        • Petrol ConsumerP
                                          Petrol Consumer 🥤Genderfluid Gang🥤 🎧 They/Them 🎧 Cult of Arsonists CLOWNS 🤡 Rats 😩🐀 Dumpster Fire Children ..Sleep Lovers.. League of Non-Aligned Powers @Blake
                                          last edited by Petrol Consumer

                                          Blake™ RATS MAKE ME FUCKING CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY!!!

                                          Is the bubonic plague

                                          ⚞⚝⚟ Don't forget to drink your petrol.

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                                          • jordan wordenJ
                                            jordan worden 🐸💚 @Petrol Consumer
                                            last edited by

                                            @Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol CRAZYYYYY???

                                            I WAS NOTHERFUCKING CARAZY ONCE…

                                            starts world war 7

                                            'he's like that little emo kid from horton hears a who. I haven't watched horton hears a whore in so long bro- WHAT-' - me

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