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    • Petrol ConsumerP
      Petrol Consumer 🥤Genderfluid Gang🥤 🎧 They/Them 🎧 Cult of Arsonists CLOWNS 🤡 Rats 😩🐀 Dumpster Fire Children ..Sleep Lovers.. League of Non-Aligned Powers @jordan worden
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      @backflips-then-dies

      A ru-rubber room

      HAHAHAHA!!!

      ⚞⚝⚟ Don't forget to drink your petrol.

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      • jordan wordenJ
        jordan worden 🐸💚 @Petrol Consumer
        last edited by

        @Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol A RUBBER ROOM WITH RATS!

        HAHAHAHA

        'he's like that little emo kid from horton hears a who. I haven't watched horton hears a whore in so long bro- WHAT-' - me

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        • Petrol ConsumerP
          Petrol Consumer 🥤Genderfluid Gang🥤 🎧 They/Them 🎧 Cult of Arsonists CLOWNS 🤡 Rats 😩🐀 Dumpster Fire Children ..Sleep Lovers.. League of Non-Aligned Powers @jordan worden
          last edited by

          @backflips-then-dies

          RATS MAKE ME FUCKIN’ CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY!!!

          Starts foaming from the mouth

          (help 😭)

          ⚞⚝⚟ Don't forget to drink your petrol.

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          • Protocol .P
            หยางหยาง . (PROTOCOL, BITCH.) FREQUENCY @Blake
            last edited by

            Blake, The gay© said in

            Do you got down syndrome? Cuz you’re really special to me

            that’s wild…

            FUCKING PROTOCOL AND LOCOTORP BITCH. GET FUCKING PROTOCOLLED AND LOCOTORPED BITCH.
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            • jordan wordenJ
              jordan worden 🐸💚 @Petrol Consumer
              last edited by

              @Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol CRAZY??? I WAS CRAYZ ONCE…

              is legit fucking TWEAKING like a glitching game character on release day

              'he's like that little emo kid from horton hears a who. I haven't watched horton hears a whore in so long bro- WHAT-' - me

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              • Petrol ConsumerP
                Petrol Consumer 🥤Genderfluid Gang🥤 🎧 They/Them 🎧 Cult of Arsonists CLOWNS 🤡 Rats 😩🐀 Dumpster Fire Children ..Sleep Lovers.. League of Non-Aligned Powers @jordan worden
                last edited by

                @backflips-then-dies

                THEHY LOCKED ME IN A FROOM!!!

                Smells sound and hears color

                ⚞⚝⚟ Don't forget to drink your petrol.

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                • jordan wordenJ
                  jordan worden 🐸💚 @Petrol Consumer
                  last edited by

                  @Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol A RUBBER ROOM

                  TASTES SOUND

                  'he's like that little emo kid from horton hears a who. I haven't watched horton hears a whore in so long bro- WHAT-' - me

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                  • Petrol ConsumerP
                    Petrol Consumer 🥤Genderfluid Gang🥤 🎧 They/Them 🎧 Cult of Arsonists CLOWNS 🤡 Rats 😩🐀 Dumpster Fire Children ..Sleep Lovers.. League of Non-Aligned Powers @jordan worden
                    last edited by Petrol Consumer

                    @backflips-then-dies
                    FULL OF RATS!!!

                    Stays in drugs, Eats School, Says no to Vegetables

                    ⚞⚝⚟ Don't forget to drink your petrol.

                    06010680-2639-49bc-8ecf-72b208b3c9fe-image.png

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                    • BlakeB
                      Blake, The gay© Fagay Murder Hobo Cult Dumpster Fire Children 🛐Keanu Reeves Supremacy🛐 @Petrol Consumer
                      last edited by

                      Yall what the fuck 💀

                      "I haven't watched Horton Hears a Whore in so long" - Jordan 2025
                      "I read that as train to bussy-" - Toast 2025
                      "Bleka" - Desdemona 2025

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                      • jordan wordenJ
                        jordan worden 🐸💚 @Petrol Consumer
                        last edited by

                        @Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol AND RATS MAKE ME FUCKING CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY

                        manical laughter

                        tastes vision

                        'he's like that little emo kid from horton hears a who. I haven't watched horton hears a whore in so long bro- WHAT-' - me

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                        • Petrol ConsumerP
                          Petrol Consumer 🥤Genderfluid Gang🥤 🎧 They/Them 🎧 Cult of Arsonists CLOWNS 🤡 Rats 😩🐀 Dumpster Fire Children ..Sleep Lovers.. League of Non-Aligned Powers @jordan worden
                          last edited by

                          @backflips-then-dies CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY???

                          Emits disease

                          I WAS CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY ONCE!!!

                          ⚞⚝⚟ Don't forget to drink your petrol.

                          06010680-2639-49bc-8ecf-72b208b3c9fe-image.png

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                          • jordan wordenJ
                            jordan worden 🐸💚 @Petrol Consumer
                            last edited by jordan worden

                            @Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol THEY LOCKED ME IN A ROOM

                            JEAHHEHEHEHEHEHAHHEHAHEHAEHAHE

                            creates covid 20

                            'he's like that little emo kid from horton hears a who. I haven't watched horton hears a whore in so long bro- WHAT-' - me

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                            • BlakeB
                              Blake, The gay© Fagay Murder Hobo Cult Dumpster Fire Children 🛐Keanu Reeves Supremacy🛐 @jordan worden
                              last edited by

                              @backflips-then-dies A RUBBER ROOM WITH RATS

                              AHAHIUGOUGHHAHAH

                              Sends u to backrooms

                              This looked fun idk

                              "I haven't watched Horton Hears a Whore in so long" - Jordan 2025
                              "I read that as train to bussy-" - Toast 2025
                              "Bleka" - Desdemona 2025

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                              • Petrol ConsumerP
                                Petrol Consumer 🥤Genderfluid Gang🥤 🎧 They/Them 🎧 Cult of Arsonists CLOWNS 🤡 Rats 😩🐀 Dumpster Fire Children ..Sleep Lovers.. League of Non-Aligned Powers @Blake
                                last edited by Petrol Consumer

                                Blake, The gay© RATS MAKE ME FUCKING CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY!!!

                                Is the bubonic plague

                                ⚞⚝⚟ Don't forget to drink your petrol.

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                                • jordan wordenJ
                                  jordan worden 🐸💚 @Petrol Consumer
                                  last edited by

                                  @Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol CRAZYYYYY???

                                  I WAS NOTHERFUCKING CARAZY ONCE…

                                  starts world war 7

                                  'he's like that little emo kid from horton hears a who. I haven't watched horton hears a whore in so long bro- WHAT-' - me

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                                  • Petrol ConsumerP
                                    Petrol Consumer 🥤Genderfluid Gang🥤 🎧 They/Them 🎧 Cult of Arsonists CLOWNS 🤡 Rats 😩🐀 Dumpster Fire Children ..Sleep Lovers.. League of Non-Aligned Powers @jordan worden
                                    last edited by Petrol Consumer

                                    @backflips-then-dies

                                    THEY LOCKED ME IN A ROOM!!!

                                    Genocides everyone

                                    ⚞⚝⚟ Don't forget to drink your petrol.

                                    06010680-2639-49bc-8ecf-72b208b3c9fe-image.png

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                                    • jordan wordenJ
                                      jordan worden 🐸💚 @Petrol Consumer
                                      last edited by

                                      @Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol A RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

                                      ROOM

                                      commits arson to fire

                                      'he's like that little emo kid from horton hears a who. I haven't watched horton hears a whore in so long bro- WHAT-' - me

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                                      • Petrol ConsumerP
                                        Petrol Consumer 🥤Genderfluid Gang🥤 🎧 They/Them 🎧 Cult of Arsonists CLOWNS 🤡 Rats 😩🐀 Dumpster Fire Children ..Sleep Lovers.. League of Non-Aligned Powers @jordan worden
                                        last edited by Petrol Consumer

                                        @backflips-then-dies

                                        FULL OF RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS!!!

                                        Catches the ocean on fire

                                        ⚞⚝⚟ Don't forget to drink your petrol.

                                        06010680-2639-49bc-8ecf-72b208b3c9fe-image.png

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                                        • jordan wordenJ
                                          jordan worden 🐸💚 @Petrol Consumer
                                          last edited by

                                          @Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol

                                          AND RATS MAKE ME CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

                                          waters my pet fire

                                          'he's like that little emo kid from horton hears a who. I haven't watched horton hears a whore in so long bro- WHAT-' - me

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