bro i dont get chess.

[Blake]

THEY NAMED A GAME AFTER FUCKING CHEESE???

[Petrol Consumer]

Blake Cheese tastes good.

[Blake]

@Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol but chess pieces don’t :(((((

[A Former User]

Blake That’s actually so wild.

[iwantyoutoperish]

Blake what piece is named after cheese??

[Blake]

Amy!! the whole game itself, ofc

[iwantyoutoperish]

Blake I dunno where you got “Cheese” from but.

The word “chess” originates from the Sanskrit word “chaturanga,” meaning “four parts” or “four limbs,” which referred to the four military branches of the Indian army (infantry, cavalry, elephants, and chariots)

[Blake]

Amy!! . . . it was a j o k e

[iwantyoutoperish]

Blake
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is now a bad time to say I’m in heavy need of tonetags at times

[whatswrongwith.me]

Blake um

as someone who hyperfixated on chess for a part of time, i feel insulted

the castle, knights, bishop, king n queen n pawns aint cheese >:(

[Blake]

Amy!!
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Yes.

[Blake]

@s >:3

[whatswrongwith.me]

Blake the peices are plastic n wood, you srs gonna eat that?

[Blake]

@s The smartest kid in school not knowing how he’s losing to me *Me who’s been secretly eating his chess pieces when he wasn’t looking

[Isaac_Clarke]

Blake nah, they named it after chest, like, if you were to win you’d get a treasure chest or sum idk.

[whatswrongwith.me]

@Percy_the_Great uno reverse, you get a diferent type of chest >:3

[Isaac_Clarke]

@s as a representative of the slow community, I woke up five minutes ago and I cannot think, may I have some clarification?

[whatswrongwith.me]

@Percy_the_Great .dms

[Blake]

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@Blake_The_Gayest
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