The only thing scary about a horror movie is
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“Based on a true story.”
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black guy dies first or the blonde bimbo dies first
𝕱𝖗𝖔𝖒 𝖞𝖔𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖉𝖆𝖗𝖐𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖘, 𝖕𝖎𝖊𝖗𝖈𝖊𝖉 𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖆𝖜𝖆𝖐𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖕𝖆𝖘𝖙, 𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊 𝖎𝖘 𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖆𝖜𝖆𝖞 𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖑𝖞, 𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖊.
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@Alucard Blonde people always be like “ah! *falls dramatically no! wait! don’t kill me! runs and hides under bed phew gets grabbed by feet NOOOOOOOO-”
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@Alucard Or the blond bimbos himbo bf dies along with their little white poodle
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Blake HEKP
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@Yangyang_x2 THEN THEY BE TRIPPING ON THE TINEST THING Trips on S I N G U L A R . CAKE CRUMB
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Blake CRYING THIS IS SO REAL
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madea with the plot armor:
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final girls with plot armor:
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@Yangyang_x2 OR, THEY LOCK THEMSELVES IN A ROOM WITH TWO DOORS slams door “WHEW IM SAFE” *Turns around" Murderer asf: “Hey, baba grill” “OH MY FUCKING GO-”
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Blake REAL
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@Yangyang_x2 LIKE HOWTAFUC THEY BE SO RETARDED. LIKE ZOMBIE MOVIES sloppy ass eating in corner “hey bro you good-” Turns around dramatically 'yo u smellin kinda zesty can i try some Bro runs but trips on well placed shovel, hits head and allows zombie to eat them
