Decided to check up on my favorite flavor of sillies

[Petrol Consumer]

Yes, I am alive, I am well (enough).

My school blocked mppc 🍑, I have a phone, and quite possibly had grown some braincells. Now that I am done explaining that I hadn’t turned into fossil fuels I have a very important announcement to make

Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker 🗣️🔥‼️

[Blake]

Petrol Consumer He pissed on my fucking wife

[ry_rylie]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!