'hear me out car-'
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she’s like lesbian
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@bootyshaker9000 Well, I respect that. I’ll back off
I’m slow but i have morals -
looks at nonexistent camera and whispers*
guys blake doesn’t know this but carrie isn’t lesbian, i just want him to stop dreaming of unconsentually making out with her
shhhhhh
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@bootyshaker9000 said in 'hear me out car-':
unconsentually making out
NO? I was gonna take her out for an ice cream sundae UnU
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@bootyshaker9000 you know i’m fruity- UnU-
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carrie: holds up crucifix and runs away
ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴛ ᴅᴏɢ… ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜʏ ɪ ʙɪᴛᴇ.
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@bootyshaker9000
black pearl cookie: fucking destroys a boat
Who dares to enter my realm?
Black Pearl Cookie (Korean: 블랙펄 쿠키, bullaekpeol kuki) is a Legendary Cookie released alongside Head Icon Captain Caviar Cookie in the Legend of the Duskgloom Sea update (v3.6). She is of the Ambush Ambush type and her position is prioritized to the Middle Middle.
Formerly known as White Pearl Cookie, Black Pearl Cookie is the vicious sovereign of the Duskgloom Sea, impartially dragging countless vessels down into the abyss for her own enjoyment.
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@bootyshaker9000 Damn-
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Blake lets put it this way
carrie woudl cry if anyone hugged her bc she never gets that but if you hugged her she’d cry in another way
(‘hey bbg… wanna go out for ice ceram?’)
[“SCREAMS AND RUNS AWYA”]
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@bootyshaker9000 …Girl fuck you
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Blake ok how would ypu rizz up carrie fine i’ll give you a chance
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@bootyshaker9000
Wanna learn how to ride somethin’ pretty big? I MEAN MY HEART- /j my serious thing tho “Girl, you my pinkie toe bc i wanna bang you
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Blake said in 'hear me out car-':
@bootyshaker9000
“Girl, you my pinkie toe bc i wanna bang you
”unconsentually making out
NO? I was gonna take her out for an ice cream sundae UnU
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@bootyshaker9000
carrie: “uh- what…?”
carrie: bites lip “are you my eye bc i wanna carve your insides out and hold your empty corpse in my basement”
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@bootyshaker9000 A- Yerp I’ll just- Date my pillow
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Blake ‘im done with romance rn’
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@bootyshaker9000 i am done with romance rn
also, no leave me and my pillow waifu alone OvO
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Blake blake- sigh.
is anything wrong? do you need to talk about it? bc no sane person talks like that
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@bootyshaker9000 I’M PERFECTLY FINE SAY YES TO NO SAY PIZZA TO DRUGS >:3
