'hear me out car-'

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Blake lets put it this way

carrie woudl cry if anyone hugged her bc she never gets that but if you hugged her she’d cry in another way

(‘hey bbg… wanna go out for ice ceram?’)

[“SCREAMS AND RUNS AWYA”]

Blake

@bootyshaker9000 …Girl fuck you

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Blake ok how would ypu rizz up carrie fine i’ll give you a chance

Blake

@bootyshaker9000

Wanna learn how to ride somethin’ pretty big? I MEAN MY HEART- /j my serious thing tho “Girl, you my pinkie toe bc i wanna bang you ”

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@bootyshaker9000

“Girl, you my pinkie toe bc i wanna bang you ”

unconsentually making out

NO? I was gonna take her out for an ice cream sundae UnU

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@bootyshaker9000

carrie: “uh- what…?”

carrie: bites lip “are you my eye bc i wanna carve your insides out and hold your empty corpse in my basement”

Blake

@bootyshaker9000 A- Yerp I’ll just- Date my pillow

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Blake ‘im done with romance rn’

get tf off your pillow

Blake

@bootyshaker9000 i am done with romance rn

also, no leave me and my pillow waifu alone OvO

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Blake blake- sigh.

is anything wrong? do you need to talk about it? bc no sane person talks like that

Blake

@bootyshaker9000 I’M PERFECTLY FINE SAY YES TO NO SAY PIZZA TO DRUGS >:3

Blake STOP I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT-

Blake