'hear me out car-'
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Blake ok how would ypu rizz up carrie fine i’ll give you a chance
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Wanna learn how to ride somethin’ pretty big? I MEAN MY HEART- /j my serious thing tho “Girl, you my pinkie toe bc i wanna bang you
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Blake said in 'hear me out car-':
“Girl, you my pinkie toe bc i wanna bang you
”unconsentually making out
NO? I was gonna take her out for an ice cream sundae UnU
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carrie: “uh- what…?”
carrie: bites lip “are you my eye bc i wanna carve your insides out and hold your empty corpse in my basement”
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bootyshaker9000 A- Yerp I’ll just- Date my pillow
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Blake ‘im done with romance rn’
get tf off your pillow -
bootyshaker9000 i am done with romance rn
also, no leave me and my pillow waifu alone OvO
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Blake blake- sigh.
is anything wrong? do you need to talk about it? bc no sane person talks like that
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bootyshaker9000 I’M PERFECTLY FINE SAY YES TO NO SAY PIZZA TO DRUGS >:3
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Blake STOP I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT-
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𖤐𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓂𝒶𝒸𝓀𖤐 LOLLLL
