Things that weren't meant to be eaten that you always wanted to try:

[Blake]

Himalayan salt lamps. Look so delicious but actually tastes like fucking shit. Not even like normal salt THE THING IS I LICKED IT AT A STORE WHEN MY MOM WASN’T WATCHING ME AS A TODDLER (never got caught, too )

[sorrows]

Blake ive always wanted to drink fabuloso

[Blake]

sorrows OKAY THATS REASONABLE BC IT SMELLS SO FLOWERY AND GOOD