yay!

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me: hey mom look at this cuff i made [its in pan colors but shh she doesnt know that shes not in the gay world]

me: trying to drift off bc i know shes suspicious “im gonna make on in orange green and purple next, i skip a color, y’know?”

mom: those colors are gonna draw people away

me: ok leaves, cuts cuff

me: “mom i cut the cuff”

mom: why

me: bc i made it to sell so if it not gonna sell i need the beads [i wasnt actually gonna sell it lol]

me: walking away to avoid conversation

mom: 'its just that- as a parent, i know your homosexual-pansexual colors are gonna draw some ppl away."

SINCE WHEN. DID SHE KNOWS. WHAT THE FUCKING PAN COLORS LOOKED LIK?E??? I CUT ALL MY PAN KANDI AFTER THAT HELLO.

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SHE DIDNT EVEN SOUND MAD??? SODES SHE KNOWI M PAN?? HELO. IM SO PANICKED

heh… see what i did there…?

[Raven]

lesbian toothpick
sigh no more puns

Spoiler

WELCOME TO THE UNDERGR-