yay!
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me: hey mom look at this cuff i made [its in pan colors but shh she doesnt know that shes not in the gay world]
me: trying to drift off bc i know shes suspicious “im gonna make on in orange green and purple next, i skip a color, y’know?”
mom: those colors are gonna draw people away
me: ok leaves, cuts cuff
me: “mom i cut the cuff”
mom: why
me: bc i made it to sell so if it not gonna sell i need the beads [i wasnt actually gonna sell it lol]
me: walking away to avoid conversation
mom: 'its just that- as a parent, i know your homosexual-pansexual colors are gonna draw some ppl away."
SINCE WHEN. DID SHE KNOWS. WHAT THE FUCKING PAN COLORS LOOKED LIK?E??? I CUT ALL MY PAN KANDI AFTER THAT HELLO.
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SHE DIDNT EVEN SOUND MAD??? SODES SHE KNOWI M PAN?? HELO. IM SO PANICKED
heh… see what i did there…?
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@your_search_history_scares_me
sigh no more puns
WELCOME TO THE UNDERGR-
