Insults that I made up part 1 :3
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@Blake “you’re built like a heat-warped plastic container.”
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Toast THATS CRAZY
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@Blake i may have the creativity of a tomato, but just sometimes god graces me with one flash of brilliance.
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Toast Ask anyone I know if I can literally diss someone so hard
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@Blake damn-
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Toast ‘you look like you stick ringpop rings in mud to try and catch ringworms’ (ringworm’s a fucking infection not worm
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@Blake “i would say your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory, but it’s bold to assume they’d even want to acknowledge your existence.”
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Toast THAT’S DIABOLICAL ‘if you were a cloud you’d be a mushroom cloud bc I lowkey think i’m getting stupider due to your radiating ‘specialness’’
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@Blake “you’re not just on the short bus, you DRIVE the damn thing.”
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Toast LMFAO. "You probably chew water instead of drink it’ Anyway my creativity’s all dried up
i make better insults when genuinely mad
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@Blake same here. i might just steal some of yours those were fire-
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Toast LMAO ty!! also go ahead idm
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@Blake
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Toast HELL YEAH I WILL
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Roses are red, violets are blue, my shit is brown. Shut your ass up and sit the fuck down.
