Incorrect quotes of me and Cran (YLDG)
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are these fucking garfield comic episodes
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Duncan: Change is inedible.
YLDG: Donโt you mean inevitable?
Duncan, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
Duncan: Kicks the door down looking panicked
YLDG: What did you do?
Duncan: Nobody died.
YLDG: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Duncan: Cranโฆ
Cran: Oh no, โCranโ in b-flat.
Cran: Youโre disappointed.
Duncan: I can explain.
YLDG: Can you?
Duncan: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie. -
Duncan: โฆ .----. โ / โฆ โ .-. .-. -.-- [translation: IโM SORRY]
YLDG: Whatโs that?
Duncan: Remorse code.
YLDG: Iโm even angrier now.
Duncan: Must be hard not being able to laugh
YLDG: I do have a sense of humor you know
Duncan: Iโve never heard you laugh before
YLDG: Iโve never heard you say anything funny
Duncan: I was arrested for being too cool.
YLDG: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
Duncan: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
YLDG: Wow, you could start with a โgood morningโ.
Duncan: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Duncan: Donโt worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
YLDG: I think you mean cards.
Duncan, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
Cran, talking to Duncan on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Duncan: You bet!
Cran: At what temperature?
Duncan: 535.
Cran: Thatโs the clock.
Duncan:
Cran:
Duncan: 536. -
YLDG: I want to go to sleep with you every day for the rest of our lives
Duncan: I go to bed at 4:30 AM
YLDG:
YLDG: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
Duncan: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
Duncan: i became more evil if youโre curious
YLDG: Weโre still in quarantine, donโt worry, thereโs time for a redemption arc still!
Duncan: iโm going to get worse on purpose
Duncan: Itโs dark in here
YLDG: Donโt worry dude I got this
YLDG: Stomps their feet
YLDG: Skechers light up
Duncan: I think Iโm having a mid-life crisis.
YLDG: Youโre like 15 years old
Duncan: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
Duncan: Do you think youโd actually notice if someone didnโt cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didnโt Notice It?
YLDG: Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!
Duncan: Yknow what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but Iโm glad I could be an inspiration. -
@Duncan-Away said in Incorrect quotes of me and Cran (YLDG):
Duncan: Itโs dark in here
YLDG: Donโt worry dude I got this
YLDG: Stomps their feet
YLDG: Skechers light upI feel attacked ;~;
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@YLDG you should
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@YLDG said in Incorrect quotes of me and Cran (YLDG):
@Duncan-Away
YLDG: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Duncan: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
YLDG: No! Four to five seconds!
Duncan: Too late!!!Was that inspired from Penguins of Madagascar? Lol
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@Laws idk
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Have this. -
@Can-tFindGod yeah
thatโs true -
you should do me next
