Incorrect quotes of me and Cran (YLDG)

[MGC]

are these fucking garfield comic episodes

[Duncan]

Duncan: Change is inedible.
YLDG: Don’t you mean inevitable?
Duncan, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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Duncan: Kicks the door down looking panicked
YLDG: What did you do?
Duncan: Nobody died.
YLDG: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Duncan: Cran…
Cran: Oh no, ‘Cran’ in b-flat.
Cran: You’re disappointed.

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Duncan: I can explain.
YLDG: Can you?
Duncan: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

[Duncan]

Duncan: … .----. – / … — .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
YLDG: What’s that?
Duncan: Remorse code.
YLDG: I’m even angrier now.

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Duncan: Must be hard not being able to laugh
YLDG: I do have a sense of humor you know
Duncan: I’ve never heard you laugh before
YLDG: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

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Duncan: I was arrested for being too cool.
YLDG: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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Duncan: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
YLDG: Wow, you could start with a ‘good morning’.
Duncan: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Duncan: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
YLDG: I think you mean cards.
Duncan, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

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Cran, talking to Duncan on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Duncan: You bet!
Cran: At what temperature?
Duncan: 535.
Cran: That’s the clock.
Duncan:
Cran:
Duncan: 536.

[Duncan]

YLDG: I want to go to sleep with you every day for the rest of our lives
Duncan: I go to bed at 4:30 AM
YLDG:
YLDG: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Duncan: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
Duncan: i became more evil if you’re curious
YLDG: We’re still in quarantine, don’t worry, there’s time for a redemption arc still!
Duncan: i’m going to get worse on purpose

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Duncan: It’s dark in here
YLDG: Don’t worry dude I got this
YLDG: Stomps their feet
YLDG: Skechers light up

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Duncan: I think I’m having a mid-life crisis.
YLDG: You’re like 15 years old
Duncan: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

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Duncan: Do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It?
YLDG: Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!
Duncan: Yknow what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration.

[A Former User]

@Duncan-Away said in Incorrect quotes of me and Cran (YLDG):

Duncan: It’s dark in here
YLDG: Don’t worry dude I got this
YLDG: Stomps their feet
YLDG: Skechers light up

I feel attacked ;~;

[Duncan]

@YLDG you should

[A Former User]

@YLDG said in Incorrect quotes of me and Cran (YLDG):

@Duncan-Away
YLDG: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Duncan: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
YLDG: No! Four to five seconds!
Duncan: Too late!!!

Was that inspired from Penguins of Madagascar? Lol

[Duncan]

@Laws idk

[A Former User]

Have this.

[Duncan]

@Can-tFindGod yeah
that’s true

[finn.in.outer.space.]

you should do me next