Incorrect quotes of me, Cran (YLDG), and Finn

[Duncan]

Duncan: Don’t worry, I got a plan.
Cran: Alright.
Duncan: TraitorSayWhat?
Finn: Excuse me?
Duncan: What?
Cran:
Duncan:
Duncan: No wait-

[Duncan]

Cran: What do you think Duncan will do for a distraction?
Finn: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
Building explodes and several car alarms go off
Finn: … or they could do that.

[Duncan]

Duncan: Cran and I don’t use pet names.
Finn: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Duncan: Honey?
Cran: Yes, dear?
Duncan:
Finn: Don’t ever lie to my face again.

[Duncan]

Finn, to Duncan: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Duncan, motioning to himself and Cran: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

[Duncan]

Duncan: Cran and I are having a baby.
Finn: That’s gre-
Duncan, slamming adoption papers on the table: It’s you, sign here.

[A Former User]

feel free to include me in the next topic, you have my permission

[Duncan]

@Laws okay

[Duncan]

Finn: Hey Cran,
Cran: Yes?
Finn: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Cran:
Cran: Where’s Duncan?