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“wOmEn~”
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“I could just roll right onto the fuckin broken desk chair-”
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“I’m gonna try to arch my back-”
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖆𝖓 Squeak, squeaaak, Squeak, squeaa- FUCK
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“I don’t fuck ducks, that’s- bestiality”
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@Laws “sqoos sqooos”
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“I’M ABOUT TO LICK MY DAMN MIC”
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖆𝖓 Does it still work? -glitches out-
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“i don’t recommend it, mine didn’t taste good.”
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“it tasted like salty plastic, so i’m confused.”
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“You know what’s better than salty plastic? … CUM”
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“I just love salty plastic, but you know what’s better? You know what’s better? … c u -” i cut off the rest
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“Sour cream has a gross texture”
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“Ranch isn’t that realistic to how cum looks, though”
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“Ranch isn’t realistic to how cm looks tho*”
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖆𝖓 YOU BEAT ME BY TWO FUCKING SECONDS
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@Laws HAHAHA
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“i wanna find something to shove in my pants to look like a dick-”
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖆𝖓 Like a cock, fucking huge man
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“Realistically my dick is huge, HUGE man, horse cock, fuckin-”