I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
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RE: Decided to check up on my favorite flavor of silliesposted in User Announcements
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RE: I might have found a girlfriend..is she a keeper?posted in Boredom
Sphinx AWWWW THATS SO CUTE!!
Congratsssss
also, chat add me on snap
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RE: Guys describe me in one wordposted in Boredom
siloxa dawg found every font of the same word and put it into one
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RE: Useless pics of me since I haven't really been on muchposted in Images/Videos
siloxa I’ve never heard of those…
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RE: Useless pics of me since I haven't really been on muchposted in Images/Videos
siloxa at an actual eye doctor place. I used to get them at Walmart in the eye care place but nah
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RE: Okay..mom..posted in Vent
Sphinx uhm… How do I say this in the nicest way possible.
Your mother is psychotic.
She needs help. There is no reason at all for her to act like that. Soon to come she’s going to realize why you don’t like her and why you left in the first place and once she realizes that she’s going to hate her life. I’ve had to deal with this with my mom too a few years back. I am sorry you have to deal with this. This isn’t okay at all. All I can really say is I’m glad your out of there and with a loving parent. I mean yeah, I’m sure your mom loves you because your her daughter but she is downright psychotic and needs some type of help.
