Clay out of context

[Duncan]

“it tasted like salty plastic, so i’m confused.”

[A Former User]

“You know what’s better than salty plastic? … CUM”

[Duncan]

“I just love salty plastic, but you know what’s better? You know what’s better? … c u -” i cut off the rest

[A Former User]

“Sour cream has a gross texture”

[Duncan]

“Ranch isn’t that realistic to how cum looks, though”

[A Former User]

“Ranch isn’t realistic to how cm looks tho*”

[A Former User]

Duncan YOU BEAT ME BY TWO FUCKING SECONDS

[Duncan]

@Laws HAHAHA

[Duncan]

“i wanna find something to shove in my pants to look like a dick-”

[A Former User]

Duncan Like a cock, fucking huge man

[Duncan]

“Realistically my dick is huge, HUGE man, horse cock, fuckin-”

[Duncan]

“BIG DADDY??”

[Duncan]

“i’m gonna fight this shelf; it better not remove my damn pants”

[A Former User]

“AAAAA MY PANTS”

[Duncan]

“AHH MY PANTS- MY P-” mic cut out

[Duncan]

“This is why I don’t leave the closet…”

[A Former User]

“I don’t like pants”

[Duncan]

“You guys really… had to talk about my pants!”

[Duncan]

“I literally told him I was in a closet, sucking things.-”

[A Former User]

“I need to turn this volume down, this movie is homophobic”