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“You know what’s better than salty plastic? … CUM”
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“I just love salty plastic, but you know what’s better? You know what’s better? … c u -” i cut off the rest
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“Sour cream has a gross texture”
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“Ranch isn’t that realistic to how cum looks, though”
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“Ranch isn’t realistic to how cm looks tho*”
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖆𝖓 YOU BEAT ME BY TWO FUCKING SECONDS
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@Laws HAHAHA
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“i wanna find something to shove in my pants to look like a dick-”
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖆𝖓 Like a cock, fucking huge man
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“Realistically my dick is huge, HUGE man, horse cock, fuckin-”
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“BIG DADDY??”
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“i’m gonna fight this shelf; it better not remove my damn pants”
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“AAAAA MY PANTS”
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“AHH MY PANTS- MY P-” mic cut out
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“This is why I don’t leave the closet…”
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“I don’t like pants”
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“You guys really… had to talk about my pants!”
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“I literally told him I was in a closet, sucking things.-”
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“I need to turn this volume down, this movie is homophobic”
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“I need to turn the volume up, cuz this movie is homophobic- second later Oh, that’s loud”