My shitposting topic of Lookism

[YaBoiPhantom]

@Calistaa

[A Former User]

Bruh put your pants back on

[yourlocalkitkat]

@Calistaa bruv put yo pants on

[A Former User]

Okay so this big guy (who hasn’t been properly introduced to you guys yet) trained Goo and Gun, and ngl this was a bit funny to me. He knocked Daniel out for context, and his eyes end up looking like Gun’s when he reaches an unconscious combat state, which is apparently called UI (Ultra Instinct lmao) which feels like it’s implied Gun’s crazy ass is always unconscious, but he isn’t, so

[A Former User]

Lol Dan using himself as a table AND a pillow

[A Former User]

Johan loves food

[A Former User]

Listen I know you love your friend and his mom Zack, but Johan is not the one you can beat up to bring to his mother, he will fuck you up over his food rn

[A Former User]

And here’s a little background info on Johan for you rq- His mother is going blind and he became the head of a crew to get money and befriend Gun, since he’s like, besties with the chairman… or some shit. But he wants to get on the chairmans good side so he can give him loads of money and set his mother to the top of the waiting list to fix her eyes. But uh… Look closely at Johan’s eyes. He doesn’t have heterochromia, I think he’s going blind.

[A Former User]

Zack: Almost gets a hit on Johan
Johan:

[A Former User]

Yeah, Johan going blind is actually hereditary. Sad, isn’t it? But it turns out that aside from loving his dog, Eden, he has Eden for an actual purpose. He’s aware that he’s going blind, so he has Eden for sight. The reason why he doesn’t want to go home with his mother, regardless of what Zack does to convince him or force him, is because his mother will be heartbroken to come to the understanding that because of her, his eyes are going bad as well. Depressing story, huh?

[A Former User]

Johan cute

[A Former User]

Vasco’s back! :D

[A Former User]

Logan’s back, but he’s been being trained by Goo! .o.

[A Former User]

Lol and we still got good ol’ Danny

[A Former User]

When Jake and Samuel first met, it was kinda gay

[A Former User]

Really? Again?

[A Former User]

Lmfao

[A Former User]

Samuel: Here’s some brass knuckles for you dude
Jake: Lol no

[A Former User]

Sam let go you’re supposed to be running away

[A Former User]

GUYS OH MY FUCKING GOD. OKAY SO THE LESS SHOCKING PART: JAKE AND SAMUEL ARE BROTHERS
THE FUCKING WORST PART: PEOPLE SHIP THEM.