things i would do with a tall candle

[kalamity]

yourlocalkitkat step 21:you find a succubi half human goth lady whos 6’4 just like you and you soon marry them in the future

[yourlocalkitkat]

@KadeTheDrinker step 22: mission accomplished 😎

[kalamity]

yourlocalkitkat step 23: live a happy life with half demon children with your goth mommy you married for eternity

[yourlocalkitkat]

@KadeTheDrinker step 24: live a long and happy life until your motality makes u die of old age

[YaBoiPhantom]

wtf-

[yourlocalkitkat]

@ŦħɇꝀɨłłɇɍȻłøwn lmao we just started goin on this strange plan of life XD

[YaBoiPhantom]

yourlocalkitkat okay then-

[kalamity]

@ŦħɇꝀɨłłɇɍȻłøwn where are my grand children

[yourlocalkitkat]

@KadeTheDrinker im right here ;-;

[YaBoiPhantom]

@KadeTheDrinker well there’s kat, creati, bubbly, kioki, and mari -v-

[kalamity]

yourlocalkitkat picks up ad sets on my shoulders i will not let this one go now

[YaBoiPhantom]

@KadeTheDrinker .

[yourlocalkitkat]

@KadeTheDrinker am tall now

[YaBoiPhantom]

@KadeTheDrinker Get off my daughter before i break every bone in your body.

[kalamity]

@ŦħɇꝀɨłłɇɍȻłøwn you wish you fucking could you fragile motherfucker. ill break your damn neck with one fucking hand faster then you could get me to the fucking floor. and if you try anything ill personally rip you apart and pluck your eyes out and make you eat them. capiche?

[YaBoiPhantom]

@KadeTheDrinker You don’t fucking scare me anymore vulcan. I’ve been through way worse than anything you could ever fucking put me through.

[yourlocalkitkat]

can yall just chill-

[YaBoiPhantom]

yourlocalkitkat we’re just fuckin around -v-

[yourlocalkitkat]

@ŦħɇꝀɨłłɇɍȻłøwn oh ok -v-

[kalamity]

@ŦħɇꝀɨłłɇɍȻłøwn snap me a piece of that kit kat bar dislocated my spine