I need sus nicknames to call my guy friend

[A Former User]

tripod said in I need sus nicknames to call my guy friend:

“papi”

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[A Former User]

nutty nutter

[A Former User]

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[cyber]

dilf

[A Former User]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS POST MY WHOLE LIFE
i gotchu:)
they arent like sus but weird:)
expired coupon
wet sock
cold bowl of soup
itchy sweater
squeaky grocery cart
Han brolo
warm temperature milk
wobbly table

[gmfu]

nothing u need to stop

[A Former User]

@Zee YES

[BlackSheep]

@Creati132 Best name: Wilma Diqfit. 😱

[Harley]

@Creati132 there last names

[A Former User]

@Creati132 My mom calls my brother’s friend “Papa.”
I have no idea how she started saying that, but it doesn’t sit well with me.