How to touch grass

[A Former User]

im not supposed to (no joke) some guy put poison on the grass so it kills the bugs:(

[A Former User]

I almost upvoted this post

[Briii]

no

How to breathe air:BREATHE AIRRR

[ɬɧɛყƖųɧʝąყ]

people used to be good on fortnite and lose and people would tell them to touch grass

[A Former User]

I would upvote this but

[A Former User]

@JePhil Ah, thank you for explaining the joke!

[A Former User]

bro… i cant touch grass cuz i live in ohio :c someone ate it all!

[A Former User]

@1zzylmao oop no grass for u

[A Former User]

Dayum

[Cursed Cucumber]

@1zzylmao I’m sorry, I should have saved some for you 😔

[A Former User]

Cursed Cucumber cries oh well. i guess i will just have to go and eat a mailbox

[Cursed Cucumber]

@1zzylmao The healthier option fr

[A Former User]

thanks for the tutorial i needed it cus i forgot

[JDP_Random]

I just pulled a group of grass out the ground, and put it in a pot on my table,
I touch it everyday

[A Former User]

Grass touches me

I wouldn’t mind it if the “gr” hadn’t ran away first .-.