Chef Lara: Blood and Bones
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this is not a blank room soup reference, i do not allow weird mascots in my kitchen along with killing someones wife
Lara: Hey everyone, welcome to my kitchen. (stops waving)
Lara: Today, we will create a dish of Blood… and Bones. This may be explicit, so if you wanna keep on, just be warned of… uh. You know what, let’s go.(Lara points at the door which is an “ingredient closet” she calls it.)
Lara: This is my ingredient closet. I store my ingredients in here! Let me get them.(Lara starts to walk to the closet.)
(She opens the closet.)
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Lara: Okay! We are back with our required set of ingredients after 6 hours trying to find. Took me all day. Now, time to mix them both.(She gets stopped by someone entering and trying to steal the food)
Lara: (Raising her hand, ready to slap the shit out of him) How about you go somewhere else before your nose bleeds like hell!(He didn’t listen… and he kind of agreed his fate after 24 minutes.)
Lara: Sorry about the body in the corner. Anyway, we will mix with our hands. Watch me do so!(Lara starts mixing while she was smiling, ready to devour. After 5 minutes or so, she then shows the finished product.)
Lara: That is it for today’s series of Chef Lara. I hope you enjoy, and toodles!(She walks up to the camera with bloodied hands, and flicks the switch.)
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@laraiia She had to clean her camera after
