RIZZ OFF!!!!!!!

[A Former User]

@shaggy2dopelmao
Your lips look lonely. Wanna introduce them to mine?

[finn.in.outer.space.]

Yaboralski if i flip a coin what are my chances of getting head?

[A Former User]

@shaggy2dopelmao AHh the original one didn’t I tell you that one?

[finn.in.outer.space.]

Yaboralski no??

[A Former User]

@shaggy2dopelmao
If Disney is the happiest place on Earth, in your arms is no doubt the happiest place in the universe.

[A Former User]

@shaggy2dopelmao oh I remember using that
one all the time

[finn.in.outer.space.]

Yaboralski theres a big sale in my bedroom, clothes are 100% off

[A Former User]

@shaggy2dopelmao
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

[A Former User]

@shaggy2dopelmao
Do you have any room for my %&*$ in your mouth?

[finn.in.outer.space.]

Yaboralski no pen pencil or paper and u still draw my attention

[finn.in.outer.space.]

Yaboralski i wanna be a superhero… soooo batman superman or your man?

[A Former User]

@shaggy2dopelmao Are you Ryan Reynolds? cus I get super hard when I look at you

[finn.in.outer.space.]

Yaboralski i wish i were cross eyed so i could see you twice

[A Former User]

@shaggy2dopelmao damn

[A Former User]

@shaggy2dopelmao I never believed in love at first sight, but that’s before I saw you.

[TON 618]

[A Former User]

me or @shaggy2dopelmao

[TON 618]

Yaboralski Both

You both have a lot of rizz

[A Former User]

@TON-618 Well are you sitting on the F5 key? ‘Cause your ass is refreshing!

[A Former User]

@TON-618 Let’s commit the perfect crime- I’ll steal your heart, you steal mine.