@Ditto Man
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how does the school WATER taste? is it warm WATER? is it cold WATER? is it even WATER?
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@Ditto-Man you, the guy that hasn’t drunk bottle-fountains, claiming it’s warm?
child.
i’m the guy that HAS.
that water is not warm you filthy degenerate. -
why do you love water, get a soda
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@Ditto-Man why does the water temp even matter? water is water. water is good. water keeps you alive. honestly, if you hate warm water so goddamn much, lock yourself in a room with NO water. at ALL. then maybe you’ll begin wishing you had ANY KIND OF WATER, without a care in the world for its temperature.
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@Ditto-Man GET A SODA? WITH WHAT MONEY, YOU FOOL?
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@Ditto-Man IF I MUST GET A SODA, HOW ABOUT YOU PAY ME THAT MONEY I NEED FOR IT?
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get a powerade
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@Ditto-Man OH, AND, IF YOU’RE SO THIRSTY, WHY CAN’T YOU GET SODA?
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cuz i got your bottle
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math time gtg
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@Ditto-Man i hope you get held back this year
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@Ditto-Man OH AND GUESS WHAT?
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I’m sorry but is this really about a water bottle? Dude, if it isn’t yours just give it back. This isn’t that damn serious.
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@Ditto-Man SOMEONE TOOK A PICTURE OF US, SENT IT TO INSTA, AND HAD BOLDLY PROCLAIMED WE ARE A COUPLE EVENTHOUGHWE’RENOTANDHAVETOLDTHEM.
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wait. who did it.
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istg if it was tabitha im gonna snap her spine into 9
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but hey, idfk
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@Ditto-Man did you take the bottle bro?
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@Ditto-Man Myra
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what da hell happen
