Dark humour v2
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what’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garageWhat do you do, when everything you love is kinda fucked up?
A hundred on the dash get me close to God
We don't pray for love, we just pray for cars The Weeknd
Ain't no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today, ain't no P.O.S gonna piss on my parade, I got too much life to live, and too few shits to give
its when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that violence isn't always the answer - Dom 2024 -
@Dominic lmao
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What does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can’t be found.
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Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
