hopefully no one gets offended over these jokes-
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what is yellow and cant swim?
a bus full of children.
whats the difference between me and cancer?
my dad didnt beat cancer.
what do you call a cheap circumcision?
a rip off.
i was watching my daughter at the park and a woman turned to me and asked “which one’s yours?” for fun i said “im still choosing.”
my elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings saying “you’ll be next” they soon stopped tho once i started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
what do 15 year old boys and washing mechanics have in common?
they both like keeping one sock to themselves.
my grandfather says im too reliant on technology. i called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
id like to have kids one day… i dont think i could stand them any longer than that.
why are friends a lot like snow?
when you pee on them they disappear.
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Im a alive in the light, turn off the light im casper
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@xay-is-hot-duh oh so you want proof
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oops i just realized i offended myself, bruh
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JDP Random isnt that all black people tho…?
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@xay-is-hot-duh reading all this made my head do 6 flips bruh
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@xay-is-hot-duh said in hopefully no one gets offended over these jokes-:
my dad didnt beat cancer
Thats true?! OMG I FEEL SO BAD OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG