How to be white

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Step 2. Be white

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Step 4. Listen to Taylor Swift.

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Step 12. Cracker

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Step 34. Dislike Popeye’s.

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Step 9,875,259. Racism

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@Bird
guess im not white!

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Step 30,000000,00000. Go to Starbucks.

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@MrTree I’m turning white.

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Step 14,433,587. Be white

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@Bird
Im turning re
al

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@MrTree nice

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thanks for this tutorial i needed it

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@Flandre-Scarlet You’re welcome!

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@Bird I failed being white, I failed step 4, 34, and step 9,875,259

[Lainey]

@Capt-Vangeance 🥲🩶

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@Izzy wwhhaatt, why you tear

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I don’t listen to Taylor swift, Popeyes isn’t half bad, and I’m not racist

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@Capt-Vangeance I love Popeyes and I’m white as hell lmao. I’m also not racist

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@Thetruepath that’s what I’m saying

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I’m pretty pale