solar flares parody

[Rēsh-1]

yeah i had an open mind to do this

[voilaismongus]: i really hope it isn’t solar flares-
YOU SHALL NOW FEEL THE WRATH OF THE SUN.
[voilaismongus]: AW FOR FUCKS SAKE
[duchessmajesty]: Haha-
LET THE POWER OF THE SUN RAIN DOWN ON YOU ALL!
[voilaismongus]: sob

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Solar Flares
The Banished Scourge of Celestial Chaos

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[voilaismongus]: i dont wanna die on this one this time, already suffered a loss multiple times
[duchessmajesty]: Good luck then.
[Serco915]: what even is this disaster?!

“Reports are revealing of intense eruptions of electromagnetic radiation in the Sun’s atmosphere”

[Serco915]: of course

“Concentrated solar flares are arriving to Earth, most certainly due to the Tartarus Cataclysm.”

“Keep on fast pace movement. Stay vigilant and watch for incoming concentrated blasts.”

[voilaismongus]: urrrgghhh
[duchessmajesty]: Let’s save the world while this happens… I guess?

“A wave of solar flares is impacting earth! We expect about 12 impacts remaining!”

[Serco915]: TWELVE??!

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A little chaos later, sadly Duchess dies in the process.

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[voilaismongus]: FINALLY I SURVIVE SOMETHING!!!
[Serco915]: rip duchess

[Rēsh-1]

@laraiia im bored so uh- who wants to be in the hypercane disaster

[A Former User]

@laraiia can u change the part where i swear- i dont rlly swear

[Rēsh-1]

@Serco915 ofc

[A Former User]

@laraiia tyty

[A Former User]

@laraiia hahahah i saw it

[Rēsh-1]

@Serco915 lol