weeping angel parody (dat my favorite)

[Rēsh-1]

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[x_blxrry]: i really wanna have pure insanity again
[voilaismongus]: you bitch we already had it
IF YOU MOVE WHEN THE ANGEL AWAKES,
[weepingangelsekitten]: omg!!! <333
[kylie_123]: get ready for their fansigns…
A FATAL FATE, YOUR LIFE IT TAKES.
A FLASH OF LIGHTNING, STRIKES SO BRIGHT,
YOUR BODY FALLS, WITHOUT A FIGHT.
[voilaismongus]: SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Weeping Angel
The Banished Scourge of Sorrow

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[xcrxgny]: you have got to be kidding me
[UniversalHavoc]: finally back, wsp
[voilaismongus]: YOO long time no see
[xcrxgny]: who the fuck are you
[voilaismongus]: shut the fuck up you ugly ass bitch

⚠️ NEW OBJECTIVE: ⚠️
When the Weeping Angel opens its eyes, do not move.

[voilaismongus]: dont fucking insult my friend like that
[UniversalHavoc]: goddamn

“It seems as if a large entity has appeared from nothingness.”

[xcrxgny]: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!!
[weepingangelsekitten]: my pookie wookie dookie sookie is here :D
[voilaismongus]: what the actual fuck
[kylie_123]: shut the fuck up pls

“It looks to be a manifestation of a weeping angel, likely due to the Tartarus Cataclysm”

“You must continue to evade the chaos - but DO NOT MOVE when the Weeping Angel opens its eyes…”

[UniversalHavoc]: Wait- what is this?

“It’s waking up! Be ready!”

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the round starts, eyes are opened

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[voilaismongus]: the picture looks hot ngl
[weepingangelsekitten]: HEY BACK OFF
[xcrxgny]: OH SHIT I MISCLICKED

xcrxgny gets struck by lightning, dealing 56 HP

[UniversalHavoc]: LMAO
[x_blxrry]: you sore loser
[voilaismongus]: haha

[voilaismongus]: welp imma hide into a tree despite the dead hands
[xcrxgny]: WAIT THERE IS DEAD HANDS?
[x_blxrry]: lmaoooooo
[xcrxgny]: i will kill you.

[xcrxgny]: HEY WHO PRESSED IN MY KEYBOARD?!

xcrxgny is alive. jk, died

[x_blxrry]: MWAHAHA
[kylie_123]: evil ass move bruh
[kylie_123]: OH SHIT

kylie_123 gets struck by lightning

[weepingangelsekitten]: the funniest part is that it was last second
[UniversalHavoc]: the idiocy
[xcrxgny]: shush
[x_blxrry]: when will you shut the fuck up
[voilaismongus]: can yall not fight

[kylie_123]: I HEALED I HEALED
[kylie_123]: deals real massive damage
[voilaismongus]: oh dear lord the avalanche spam

kylie_123 died.
UniversalHavoc did the flop.

[UniversalHavoc]: FOR FUCKS SAKE
[voilaismongus]: welp :(

[weepingangelsekitten]: this has got to be the best moment ive ever seen
[voilaismongus]: agreed

[xcrxgny]: i think this is the last one
[kylie_123]: idk man

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the angel dissipates

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[weepingangelsekitten]: NOOOOO
[voilaismongus]: whew