me and my brother in a nutshell
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me: bro i want u to do something for me when i die
my brother: what
me: when i die i want u to pay 4 italian men to dress up in black suits and fedoras and come to my wedding then stand over my grave and say “were gonna miss ya boss” that way anyone there thinks i got something going on
my brother: ok -
me n my brother are so epic together
were like 32+86 equals two
i was reading, he attacked me, we went back n forth winning and losing
over all, he lost because im literally so cool cooler than him he can suck my toes and die in a hole alone with maybe a worm or smth idk
we found out how to use the microphone and this is what we did
me: “minions”
my brother: “yes i love minio-”
me: “MINION PORNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN”
my brother: “as i was saying, i love minion porn, if only you would let me talk, cow” -
@Knox im blocking u now /j/j
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@kitkatgirlie me n you are like 32+86 equals two:]
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@Knox yes :]
