Never met a beer - Tyler Joe Miller, Matt Lang

[Alastor]

… I got a feelin’, been tryna fight
But we ain’t leaving this bar tonight
'Til I run out of cash or the taps run dry
Take whatever they got even if it’s light
… Tip the tap, buddy, let it flow (let it flow)
This happy hour’s nearly out the door (out the door)
I’m drinking 'til the last call lights
I never met a beer I didn’t like
… It could be a cold one from the bottom of a Yeti
Or the console of a jacked up Chevy
Six pack in a Solo cup summer
Some taste a little better than the others
Love a longneck with a lime stuck in it
On a barstool where I do my business
Hair of the dog will fix me up right
I ain’t never met a beer
Met a beer that I didn’t like
… Yeah, what do you think, man?
… Make it a tall boy, or a king can
Just put it right here in my hand
I don’t care where it’s from
It’ll taste just fine
Never met a beer I didn’t like
… It could be a cold one from the bottom of a Yeti
Or the console of a jacked up Chevy
Six pack in a Solo cup summer
Some taste a little better than the others
Love a longneck with a lime stuck in it
On a barstool where I do my business
Hair of the dog will fix me up right
I ain’t never met a beer
Met a beer that I didn’t like
… Never met a beer, never met a beer
Never met a beer (that I didn’t like)
Never met a beer, never met a beer
Never met a beer
… It could be a cold one from the bottom of a Yeti
Or the console of a jacked up Chevy
Six pack in a Solo cup summer
Some taste a little better than the others
Love a longneck with a lime stuck in it
On a barstool where I do my business
Hair of the dog will fix me up right
I ain’t never met a beer
Met a beer that I didn’t like
… Yeah, I haven’t met one yet
Yeah, man, I like ‘em all
I know you do, I’ve seen you drink
You didn’t see nothin’ yet

[A Former User]

i too have never met inanimate objects

lmao

[Alastor]

@Namira ngl i met some inanimate objects i don’t like

[A Former User]

Alastor i hate tables fr

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

Alastor Oh- That person on MPP who keeps roleplaying as objects?

[Alastor]

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble Lmfao yeah

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

Alastor yes ik, they’re kinda dumb. Like bro who even roleplay’s as a fucking VASE or Quark

[Alastor]

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble lol