'The Internet Geek Polka' - me :3c

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I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what’s on my mind
And when they ask me how I’m doing
I say, “I’m just fine”
And when they ask me how I’m doing
I say, “I’m just fine”
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
“Why are you so sad, kid?” (Why are you so sad, kid?)

Yuh, I don’t give a fluff
Young poke baller, I just leveled up
I’m catchin’ that cash, I just can’t get enough
Yo’ May, I’m tryna see them big ole Jigglypuff’s

Ooh, I see you, see you, see you every time
And oh my I, I, I like your style
You, you make me, make me, make me wanna cry
And now I beg to see you dance just one more time

Life goes on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and
On, and on, and on
God, I hate this, hate this, hate this, hate this
Hate this, hate this, I
Hate this song

I might kill my ex, not the best idea
His new girlfriend’s next, how’d I get here?
I might kill my ex, I still love him though
Rather be in jail than alone

21, can you do somethin’ for me? (21)
Can you hit a lil’ rich flex for me? (21)
And 21, can you do somethin’ for me? (21, 21)
Drop some bars to my stupid ex for me
And 21 (21), can you do somethin’ for me? (Yeah)
Can you talk to the opps necks for me? (Okay)
21, do your thing, 21, do your thing (21)
Do your thing, 21, do your thing

I said, ooh, I’m blinded by the lights
No, I can’t sleep until I feel your touch
I said, ooh, I’m drowning in the night
Oh, when I’m like this, you’re the one I trust

Fill 'em with the venom and eliminate 'em
Other words, I Minute Maid ‘em
I don’t wanna hurt ‘em, but I did ‘em in a fit of rage
I’m murderin’ again, nobody will evade him
Finna kill ‘em and dump all the freakin’ bodies in the lake
Obliterating everything, incinerate and renegade ‘em
And I make anybody who want it with the pen afraid
But don’t nobody want it, but they’re gonna get it anyway
‘Cause I’m beginnin’ to feel like I’m mentally ill
I’m Atilla, kill or be killed, I’m a killer bee, the vanilla gorilla
You’re bringin’ the killer within me out of me
You don’t want to be the enemy of the demon who went in me
Or being the recievin’ end of me, what stupidity it’d be
Every bit of me is the epitome of a spitter
When I’m in the vicinity, motherlover, you better duck
Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me
A hunnid percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me
I’m ‘bout to frickin’ finish you bro, I’m unfadable
You wanna battle, I’m available, I’m blowin’ up like an inflatable
I’m undebatable, I’m unavoidable, I’m unevadable
I’m on the toilet bowl, I got a trailer full of money and I’m paid in full
I’m not afraid to pull the
Man, stop

It was just two lovers
Sittin’ in the car, listening to Blonde
Fallin’ for each other
Pink and orange skies, feelin’ super childish
No Donald Glover
Missed call from my mother
Like, “Where you at tonight?” Got no alibi
I was all alone with the love of my life
She’s got glitter for skin
My radiant beam in the night
I don’t need no light to see you
Shine
It’s your golden hour (oh)
You slow down time
In your golden hour (oh)

Little children near and far
Don’t know where your parents are
Cry directly in this jar
I will drink it at the bar

Kamippoi na sore hikyou kamippoi na sore “My God”
I Want You, Want You, IQ ga sagatte iku kanji
Jashin poi na sore hikkyou jashin poi na sore “My God”
I Hate You, Hate You gaichuu wa docchi
Sono kamigata sono me sono kuchimoto
Sono kousui sono fuku sono meiku
Areppoi na sore hikyou areppoi na sore
Sono meigen sono iken sono hihyou
Sono karisuma sono gyagu sono sеnsu
Kamippoi na sore hikyou
Poi-na-poi-na-poi akogarechau!

‘Cause you make my earth quake
Oh, you make my earth quake
Riding around, your love is shakin’ me up and it’s making my heart break
‘Cause you make my earth quake (earth quake, ooh)
Oh, you make my earth quake
Riding around, your love is shakin’ me up and it’s making my heart break

I got black, I got white, what you want?
Hop outside a Ghost and hop up in a Phantom
I know I’m 'bout to blow-oh-whoa-oh, I ain’t dumb
They try to take my flow, I take that man for ransom
I know that I’m gone
They see me blowing up, now they say they want a song
I got two twin Glocks, turn you to a dancer
I see two twin opps, leave 'em on a banner
And I got two thick thots, wanna lick the gang, yeah

I’m good, yeah, I’m feelin’ alright
Baby, I’ma have the best freakin’ night of my life
And wherever it takes me, I’m down for the ride
Baby, don’t you know I’m good? Yeah, I’m feelin’ alright

I told you long ago, on the road
I got what they waitin’ for
I don’t run from nothin’, dog
Get your soldiers, tell ‘em I ain’t layin’ low
You was never really rootin’ for me anyway
When I’m back up at the top, I wanna hear you say
He don’t run from nothin’, dog
Get your soldiers, tell 'em that the break is over
Tell them that the break is over
(The break is over, the break is over)
(B-B-Break is over)

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