Apparently if anyone asks for my dad, we're supposed to say he doesn't live here

[A Former User]

Someone tell me what border he hopped or what guy he killed

[finn.in.outer.space.]

maybe he has a crazy ex girlfriend

[A Former User]

@finneass Oh my God…

[kitkatgirlie]

@Miss_Americana me and him crossed the irish mafia of leprechauns

[A Former User]

kitkatgirlie W h y

[kitkatgirlie]

@Miss_Americana we stole all their gold and lucky charms before taking a flight out of ireland :> those fuckers never saw it coming