I'm not even fucking joking, I think there was something wrong with my toothpaste

[A Former User]

so last night i didn’t have toothpaste, so my mom have me a half used one. I used the toothpaste but something was wrong. It was thin and slimy- so i shrugged and put some on my toothbrush- as soon as i put it in my mouth AND IT WAS SALTY. 😭😭😭 THIS ISN’T EVEN A JOKE

[A Former User]

oh… I don’t think that was toothpaste

[A Former User]

@Namira the fact that it came from my MOM

[A Former User]

@Winnie_the_Bitchless No more kissies for you

🚪🚶🏻‍♀️✌🏾

[A Former User]

@ゼフィラ-ヤラ

[kitkatgirlie]

@Winnie_the_Bitchless that aint toothpaste girlie

[kitkatgirlie]

the toothpaste penetrator got to it

[A Former User]

@kitkatgirlie

[A Former User]

@Winnie_the_Bitchless Could have been a baking soda toothpaste. Baking soda is an ingredient in toothpaste and has a salty taste to it. Some toothpastes have a more baking soda taste to it than others. I’d look at the tube and see if it says anything about that.

[A Former User]

@Duchess peroxide

[your_just_a_pun_to_put_it_politely]

It’s giving “I knew that wasn’t milk…”

[A Former User]

@Francis_Offical_From_TNMN

[A Former User]

@Winnie_the_Bitchless That too.

[A Former User]

@Duchess tysm i was generally scared

[A Former User]

@Winnie_the_Bitchless Yeah, dont worry about it. It might taste a little funny but it’s perfectly fine. It’s always good to ask about stuff you’re unsure about though.

[A Former User]

@Duchess lmao PHEW