Funny little guy.
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I was asking my girl friend about how the pool was. and she said she couldn’t get in “Because period”. my response was
i thought u meant period as in like ✨ slayyyyyyyyy 🖐️
I'd rather die drunk, broke at 34, and have people at a dinner table talk about me than live to be rich and sober at 90 and nobody remembered who I was.
If you look at the fog you'll never see how thin the ice
Would shame me for defaming you in front of a crowd? Your silence is loud
Liv Laugh Love. if that doesn't work, Load Aim Fire
They said, boy, you gonna fight a war, and you don't know yet what your fighting for,
100 bad days, make 100 good stories. 100 good stories make me interesting and less boring
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joe_shmoe3491 that’s funny
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princessleia1 yeah if only you where there
