yo wsp

[Your_Local_Aspiring_Therapist]

so what’s the most badass thing you’ve ever said to someone and the context?

I’ll go first. i was in class, bored asf so i made a paper airplane (dont ask why i have no clue) meanwhile, the guy next to me said “what a waste of paper” so, without even thinking, i rebutted “and you’re a waste of birth control”

[ry_rylie]

@The-Potato-King I once said to someone “id wish you the best but you already had that” and it was because he found literally a HOE and then wanted to make me feel like shit. btw this happened today

[Your_Local_Aspiring_Therapist]

☕𝜗𝜚 rylie fucking made me choke on my mtn dew…

[ry_rylie]

@The-Potato-King OH SHIT BRUH IM DRINKING MTN DEW AS WELL
TWINNN WHERE HAVE YOU BEENNN

[Your_Local_Aspiring_Therapist]

☕𝜗𝜚 rylie lmfaooo what flavor u got

[ry_rylie]

@The-Potato-King the og flavor

[Your_Local_Aspiring_Therapist]

☕𝜗𝜚 rylie dang i gots meself some baja blast

[ry_rylie]

@The-Potato-King w

[c0rpse_br1de]

@The-Potato-King i was REALLY MAD AT SOMEONE so i rebutted angrily ‘now i see why your girlfriend broke up with you.”

[Your_Local_Aspiring_Therapist]

@your_local_carlisle_simp i’d fucking cry if this was used against me

[Alucard]

“guten morgen, arschloss”

to a foreign exchange student. he’s german and understood it really well. in forensic science class. too bad the bastard got himself deported after the campus cops found a vape on him.

he’s probably still wondering how i learned that

edit: he was half asleep at the time

[Your_Local_Aspiring_Therapist]

Alucard for those who don’t wanna translate, it’s “good morning, asshole”

[Alucard]

@The-Potato-King said in yo wsp:

Alucard for those who don’t wanna translate, it’s “good morning, asshole”

correct