yo wsp
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so what’s the most badass thing you’ve ever said to someone and the context?
I’ll go first. i was in class, bored asf so i made a paper airplane (dont ask why i have no clue) meanwhile, the guy next to me said “what a waste of paper” so, without even thinking, i rebutted “and you’re a waste of birth control”
I'm a little retard, sitting in the corner and eating my flavor flavored crackers. what do I mean? it's simple, really. my crackers are flavor flavored. the flavor of the the flavor is flavor flavored. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!?
idk what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of them.
i regret half of the things i do
AD VICTORIUM
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Smoopy I once said to someone “id wish you the best but you already had that” and it was because he found literally a HOE and then wanted to make me feel like shit. btw this happened today
im weird for you… <3
"𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒐𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒉𝒂𝒊𝒓…𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒆𝒚𝒆𝒔…𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆?𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒂 𝒑𝒊𝒕𝒚…𝑰 𝒘𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝑰 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒆 𝒆𝒚𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒂 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖…"
oh, sweetie. monsters are real and they look like people.
*Don’t fuckin bark if you can’t fuckin bite"
"snakes usually hang in pairs" -Presto (miss u man)
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☕𝜗𝜚 rylie fucking made me choke on my mtn dew…
I'm a little retard, sitting in the corner and eating my flavor flavored crackers. what do I mean? it's simple, really. my crackers are flavor flavored. the flavor of the the flavor is flavor flavored. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!?
idk what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of them.
i regret half of the things i do
AD VICTORIUM
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Smoopy OH SHIT BRUH IM DRINKING MTN DEW AS WELL
TWINNN WHERE HAVE YOU BEENNNim weird for you… <3
"𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒐𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒉𝒂𝒊𝒓…𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒆𝒚𝒆𝒔…𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆?𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒂 𝒑𝒊𝒕𝒚…𝑰 𝒘𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝑰 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒆 𝒆𝒚𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒂 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖…"
oh, sweetie. monsters are real and they look like people.
*Don’t fuckin bark if you can’t fuckin bite"
"snakes usually hang in pairs" -Presto (miss u man)
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☕𝜗𝜚 rylie lmfaooo what flavor u got
I'm a little retard, sitting in the corner and eating my flavor flavored crackers. what do I mean? it's simple, really. my crackers are flavor flavored. the flavor of the the flavor is flavor flavored. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!?
idk what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of them.
i regret half of the things i do
AD VICTORIUM
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Smoopy the og flavor
im weird for you… <3
"𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒐𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒉𝒂𝒊𝒓…𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒆𝒚𝒆𝒔…𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆?𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒂 𝒑𝒊𝒕𝒚…𝑰 𝒘𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝑰 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒆 𝒆𝒚𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒂 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖…"
oh, sweetie. monsters are real and they look like people.
*Don’t fuckin bark if you can’t fuckin bite"
"snakes usually hang in pairs" -Presto (miss u man)
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☕𝜗𝜚 rylie dang i gots meself some baja blast
I'm a little retard, sitting in the corner and eating my flavor flavored crackers. what do I mean? it's simple, really. my crackers are flavor flavored. the flavor of the the flavor is flavor flavored. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!?
idk what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of them.
i regret half of the things i do
AD VICTORIUM
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Smoopy w
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Smoopy i was REALLY MAD AT SOMEONE so i rebutted angrily ‘now i see why your girlfriend broke up with you.”
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☣︎ ᴊᴀꜱᴘᴇʀ ☣︎ i’d fucking cry if this was used against me
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“guten morgen, arschloss”
to a foreign exchange student. he’s german and understood it really well. in forensic science class. too bad the bastard got himself deported after the campus cops found a vape on him.
he’s probably still wondering how i learned that
edit: he was half asleep at the time
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Alucard. for those who don’t wanna translate, it’s “good morning, asshole”
I'm a little retard, sitting in the corner and eating my flavor flavored crackers. what do I mean? it's simple, really. my crackers are flavor flavored. the flavor of the the flavor is flavor flavored. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!?
idk what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of them.
i regret half of the things i do
AD VICTORIUM
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Alucard. for those who don’t wanna translate, it’s “good morning, asshole”
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