hey santa here what would u like for Christmas fuckers

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𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐨✶ said in hey santa here what would u like for Christmas fuckers:

t im fat as u can see… i am 893 pounds so pls dont write alot my dears wont even let me ride bc im too fucking fat

That caught me off guard

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𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐨✶ said in

dont make santa mad

tries to get santa mad

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𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐨✶ said in

that’s it??

yes

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꧁༺ 𝖄𝖚𝖙𝖆'𝖘 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖐 <3 ༻꧂ LMAOOO just saying the true one time i broke my husbands back bc i was too too fat and i think davy is in the hospital(im just joking lmoa)

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𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐨✶ said in

LMAOOO just saying the true one time i broke my husbands back bc i was too too fat and i think davy is in the hospital

DAMN-

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꧁༺ 𝖄𝖚𝖙𝖆'𝖘 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖐 <3 ༻꧂ said in hey santa here what would u like for Christmas fuckers:

A sketch book 😋

ok then as u wish milo

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꧁༺ 𝖄𝖚𝖙𝖆'𝖘 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖐 <3 ༻꧂ said in hey santa here what would u like for Christmas fuckers:

DAMN-

LMAOOOO

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𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐨✶

YAYYYY

ma’am is wild tho

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𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐨✶ THAT’S WILD FRL

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꧁༺ 𝖄𝖚𝖙𝖆'𝖘 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖐 <3 ༻꧂ said in hey santa here what would u like for Christmas fuckers:

ma’am is wild tho

that’s why i changed it

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𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐨✶ XD

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꧁༺ 𝖄𝖚𝖙𝖆'𝖘 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖐 <3 ༻꧂ MBBBBB

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𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐨✶ LMAO

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꧁༺ 𝖄𝖚𝖙𝖆'𝖘 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖐 <3 ༻꧂ lmaoooo

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ngl im go make me some cookies they were freaking fucking good

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𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐨✶ Cookies sound so good frl

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꧁༺ 𝖄𝖚𝖙𝖆'𝖘 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖐 <3 ༻꧂ SOFT AND WARM COOKIES WITH FREAKING FUCKING MILK ONNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐨✶ EXACTLYYYYYYYYY, AND I LOVE WHEN THEY SOMETIMES MELT IN YOUR MOUTH ASWELLLL

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꧁༺ 𝖄𝖚𝖙𝖆'𝖘 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖐 <3 ༻꧂ OMGGGG FOR REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL MY SISTER BE ASKING ME FOR SOME I BE LIKE GET UR FREAKING FUCKING OWN

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𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐨✶ EXACCTLY, LIKE