hey santa here what would u like for Christmas fuckers
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OH OHH OH MARYY CHRISTMASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS put a list of things u want for christmas and l’ll think bout getting it be good kids dont write alot on ur list im fat as u can see… i am 893 pounds so pls dont write alot my dears wont even let me ride bc im too fucking fat but i cant blame those cookies and burgers and what my husband made for me oh davy anyways OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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I DO NOT LIKE CHRISTAMS WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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@Alano omg hi caseoh santa
i want a giraffe
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@your_local_carlisle_simp oh oh oh that’s all little one??
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@Alano no give me shows three page front and back lists
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@your_local_carlisle_simp whoa
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@your_local_carlisle_simp said in hey santa here what would u like for Christmas fuckers:
@Alano no give me shows three page front and back lists
that’s alot…
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@Alano laughs in the average american white kid
my mommy and daddy told me i can get anything i want on christmas as long as they dont have to pay for it
all i want FOR REAL is a y keycap that’ll fit a chromebook ty
i lost my old one because my dog jumped on the fucing bed
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@your_local_carlisle_simp hmm l’ll try lmao
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@Alano rgb keyboard and an etch a sketch
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siloxa922 bet
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@Alano
A sketch book 😋What I realistically want Is Yuta Nakamoto but that ain’t finna happen ☹ -
@Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely that’s it??
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i get u guys are not greedy but pls make a fucking list if u didn’t read my shitjust saying dont make santa mad
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@Alano said in hey santa here what would u like for Christmas fuckers:
t im fat as u can see… i am 893 pounds so pls dont write alot my dears wont even let me ride bc im too fucking fat
That caught me off guard
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@Alano said in
dont make santa mad
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@Alano said in
that’s it??
yes
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@Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely LMAOOO just saying the true one time i broke my husbands back bc i was too too fat and i think davy is in the hospital(im just joking lmoa)
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@Alano said in
LMAOOO just saying the true one time i broke my husbands back bc i was too too fat and i think davy is in the hospital
DAMN-
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@Youre_Just_A_Pun_To_Put_It_Politely said in hey santa here what would u like for Christmas fuckers:
A sketch book 😋
ok then as u wish milo